You Wish You Had a Shirt This Cool.

Seriously. I mean, I get the most unusual kind of treatment when I wear my Alex Ross "Liberty" shirt. Just this past weekend I went into Freebirds World Burrito on Greenville and they didn't charge me for the "extras" like guacamole or whatever. They even threw in some chips and salsa. I didn't even ask for it. To top it all off, the lovely young girl with the Australian accent who piled my burrito high with black beans and steak sheepishly but sincerely professed her love for me.

I was so touched, I almost made a gift of the shirt for her. But fuck that. I might need this shirt when I'm low on funds and I'm looking for some free drinks at the local watering hole.